Seals! They make you want to be a better person! Look at one of those little blobs of blubber trying its darnedest to climb on a slippery ice floe! How can you NOT think, “If only I could give it a little nudge!” Indeed, with those stubby little flippers and big, soulful eyes, Seals seem like they could use a hand! With its adorable biological limitations, you would never ask a Seal to frost a birthday cake or install track lighting, but there is one task for which they are perfectly designed: cuddling! Everything that makes it helpless when it comes to fine motor skills pays off in the snuggles department! That paunch has a purpose! Hug a Seal!
This design is retired, so get him before he disappears forever!