Schylling’s Ask the Alien is an out of this world take on the classic fortune-telling 8 Ball. Ask it anything to reveal your fate, because the alien knows all. It will respond with one of ten classic answers gathered from the fourth dimension. If the Alien is wrong, you get your money back*. 3.25 inches round.
*You will not get your money back, that we can foresee without the Alien. Just sounds good.