I Can’t Tonight I Am…Lip Balm Pack

The I Can’t Tonight I Am…Lip Balm Pack created by Obvious Plant is the perfect product for people who love cancelling plans (+ eating lip balm). This multi-pack includes 10 uniquely labelled flavors that are not available anywhere else. These are regular, non-toxic lip balms + technically, they are edible, but may cause stomach discomfort. What do they taste like? Each balm is a more pleasant interpretation of the flavor title. For example: Wet Grass tastes like Green Tea. Delicious. Quantity Produced: 500.

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A JOKE – DO NOT ACTUALLY EAT!