Sweary Fairy

Meet the Sweary Fairy, the foul-mouthed adult stress toy here to banish your bad moods one hilarious swear word at a time! Perfect for those moments when life gets a little too much, this cheeky stress reliever is ready to unleash one of its 5 profanity-packed phrases with a simple squeeze. Bring a little humor to your day or gift it to a friend who appreciates a good swear. Adulting just got a lot fucking better! Sweary Fairy stands approximately 5 inches tall.

Since the instructions don’t tell you how to actually turn on your Sweary Fairy, I will tell you: pull out the speaker in the Fairy’s back, then pull out the tab + replace speaker. Now she’s ready to swear when you squish her!